Gibble
Self proclaimed as the “Best Barbarian”, This Goblin may be dumber than a sack of hammers, but his heart is in the right place… most of the time! He’s best known for his fear of Sausages and his thirst for supremacy!
“Once a Gladiator, always a Gladiator!”
Ditari
Also known by Iri as “Demon Spawn”. With a Demonic grandmother who was best known for her…. “Love”….. of Dragons, Ditari comes from a demonic lineage and hails from the 9 Hells! Best known for her deadly shit throwing! Don’t piss her off if there is any amount of shit laying around.
“Where’s my Chamber Pot?”
Grist
Renowned for his masterful ability to craft language with a perfect blend of tact and wit, Grist stands as the celebrated proprietor of DewBlazen Gristables, Gadgets, and Gizmos. He is also the ingenious creator of travel Doucheball and, perhaps less enviably, the perpetual target of Ditari’s wayward spellwork!
“Please don’t let Ditari try again!”
Torgga
Known for her strong opinions and willingness to deal with Gibble’s stench! She has a don’t fuck with me attitude, and is the founding member of the “1 hit club”. Don’t mess with this one, she has a bad habit of “accidentally” castrating her enemies. With a strong love for her armor-clad donkey Grog, she is guaranteed to the be one of the strongest allies you can have on a mission.
“I need an excuse to ride my battle donkey!”
Maik
Known for his taste for the finest foods (or whatever is available). Maik has made himself a integral part of the team, unless he needs to find something to eat…
“Does anyone have any jerky?”
Iri soggybeard
Best known for his taste of strong drink and talent for tossing cows. He is also a founding member of the Fugly Wyvern Tavern, along with his fellow barbarians Gibble & Torgga, and has many failed attempts at induction into the “1 hit club”.
“I’m going to need another drink…”
gaalrEd
A fairly new member to this group of misfit-do-OKers, Galraad may lean more towards the honest/do the right thing, than our favorite heros, but he is well on his way to being inducted to the Do-OKers. He only needs to aid in one more accidental castration and its a sure thing!
“Go ahead and cut just one off!”
so-hi
This drink sipping, back flipping, Alcohol mixing monk of old, doesn’t need any introduction. Mainly because he’s more than happy to introduce himself! Hang out long enough and you will be unwillingly inducted into the not so exclusive group of individuals that have seen So-Hi’s ball sack. Whether it’s as he flips over the bar top to get you a drink, or backflips through a portal to save the realm, you receive more of an eye full than you ever wanted…. and trauma….
“Sho, you want a drink? I can make us a drink!”
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